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RalphMoustaccio

Game Enthusiast

Craft beer enthusiast. Steam sale addict. Devotee of the crane technique.

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RalphMoustaccio played and rated Batman: Arkham Asylum 4.5/5

over 5 years ago

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over 5 years ago

RalphMoustaccio said:

One of the best games based on a licensed property... ever.

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RalphMoustaccio played and rated I Am Alive 2.5/5

over 5 years ago

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over 5 years ago

RalphMoustaccio said:

I'm not sure I can recall a game with a more promising premise, but more failure to capitalize on it. Controls were too janky (which is really unfortunate for a game so heavily reliant on traversal mechanics), and the end... ugh, the end. Just disappointing all around.

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RalphMoustaccio played and rated Hotline Miami 4.5/5

over 5 years ago

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over 5 years ago

RalphMoustaccio said:

Best soundtrack ever? Possibly. Turn it the hell up, and do what needs to be done. The story may be a little too needlessly convoluted for its own good, though.

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RalphMoustaccio played and rated The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim 5.0/5

over 5 years ago

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over 5 years ago

RalphMoustaccio said:

I played 108 hours on one character, so, yeah, I guess I really liked this. Curiously, I could never get into Oblivion, but Skyrim was an absolute addiction for two to three months after its release. The changes to the skill progression system was really smart, and made crafting a character the way you wanted considerably more intuitive.

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RalphMoustaccio wants to play Saints Row IV

over 5 years ago

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over 5 years ago

RalphMoustaccio said:

Looks like I know what I'll be doing on August 23rd.

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RalphMoustaccio played and rated Saints Row: The Third 4.5/5

over 5 years ago

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over 5 years ago

RalphMoustaccio said:

I beat a bunch of dudes to death with a purple fake dick. That about sums it up. This game had no business being as good as it is. The upgrade path essentially breaks the game, but damn if it isn't a ton of stupid fun.

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RalphMoustaccio played and rated Frog Fractions 4.0/5

over 5 years ago

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over 5 years ago

RalphMoustaccio said:

Completely stupid, in exactly the kind of way I can get behind.

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RalphMoustaccio played and rated Deadly Premonition 4.5/5

over 5 years ago

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over 5 years ago

RalphMoustaccio said:

This game has no business being good, and in many technical ways (e.g. graphics, controls) it's not. The characters and setting are silly and weird enough, however, to make the entire thing endearing as hell. Sure, it may largely be a riff on Twin Peaks, but its ridiculousness is all its own and it's a great deal of fun to experience as much of it as possible.

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RalphMoustaccio played and rated Aliens: Colonial Marines 1.5/5

over 5 years ago

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over 5 years ago

RalphMoustaccio said:

If you pull the trigger, the guns fire, and they sound like they do in the movies. Thus ends the good points. The bad are too numerous to bother writing. It's pure uninspired trash.

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RalphMoustaccio played and rated Resident Evil 6 1.5/5

over 5 years ago

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over 5 years ago

RalphMoustaccio said:

What. The. Shit? How did this go so horribly wrong? Full disclosure: I only completed Leon's campaign. That was way more than enough, though.

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over 5 years ago

L3monade said:

Glad I didn't bother...